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9/22 mile run

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We completed the 1 mile time trial today. This means Daddy, mommy and Di ran 1 mile and times ourselves. Ally and Mei did not participate, they chose to stay at home despite being invited to run.

We did the time trial at Wilson Middle School, where Di and Mei will run next week. Daddy and Di ran together, with a easy going pace of 12 minute mile, well easy going for daddy that is.

Mommy ran a time of 15 minutes. Daddy and Di quickly lost mommy behind us and Di started asking, where’s mommy, well that is until our last lap, when we saw the that we had 3/4 lapped mommy. We quickly made up the rest of this distance, until we were within 10 meters. It was at this point that mommy heard us and “turned on the jets”, this means that mommy was doing a 12 minute mile. Di had to stuggle to catch Mommy, and mommy claims that she “never got lapped” despite the fact that Di held her hand…

Both Di and mommy got side stitches, mommy right at the beginning and Di towards the end. Di had to sit on the grass but he did not faint. Experts believe that Di needs to breathe like a runner, long deep breathes, experts will show Di some TikTok and YouTube videos for how to breather while running. We don’t know what’s going on with mommy, it’s probably not breathing because it is at the beginning of the run.

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